bolloxs:

marvelous

bolloxs:

marvelous

(Source: imposetonanonymat, via engorgio-reducio)

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holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

(via askmyaxe)

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(Source: amandaonwriting)

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How did Tumblr miss this joke?

xxmissmagentaxx:

violet-grubs:

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…………………….OH MY GOD

(via museofpsyche)

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voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

(via museofpsyche)

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sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

(via museofpsyche)

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candlebud:

cuntused:

candlebud:

people that wish dragons were real

are you sure

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ARE

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YOU

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POSITIVE

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The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow. 

sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons

(via museofpsyche)

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only-watching-for-the-eyesex:

Olivia…fucking…Wilde

(Source: sexyyuglyy, via museofpsyche)

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the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

(via museofpsyche)

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rappsrats:

spititoutproudly:

COULD SHE POSSIBLY BE ANY MORE PERFECT OMF

Woah she has adorably large ears! I might have to steal her when you aren’t looking :V

rappsrats:

spititoutproudly:

COULD SHE POSSIBLY BE ANY MORE PERFECT OMF

Woah she has adorably large ears! I might have to steal her when you aren’t looking :V

(via lunarvibrations)

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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via dean-ilostmyshoe)

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All Our Bruised Bodies and the Whole Heart Shrinks by La Dispute. This song gives me chills.

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(Source: bugwork, via silencethewhores)

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